I take it back
H&M sucks shit. I just got this message: "Sorry, there is no item size which would fit the measurements saved in your profile." WHAT??!! This is impossible (and I think they are just trying to deter me from eating more chocolate!). And what about that poor woman who is a 52 I? Do the clothes fit her? As much as I think they are waif-hugging fuckers right now, I know I will have to go to the store and prove them wrong. Somehow, pulling on a pair of jeans and going up to the H&M sales lady and saying "You see!! You see!!! THIS would FIT my virtual body!!!!" and then storming off, muttering under my breath "No item for my virtual self, my ass, real self begs to bloody differ..." will surely not have the impact I wish it did...
posted by isabellenecessary at 10:04 PM
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hmmm...*oof*...and i woke up this morning thinking to myself, "i can't wait to have money again so i can go to h&m...." oopsies...if you want me to go on an h&m strike, i will...just for you! i'm wearing poutine yellowness today!
No H&M strike, nono. I myself am very anxious, they JUST opened here in MTL (ooooo!).So anxious, I created a virtual mini-me just to get a taste of how it might feel to have new clothes. THIS is desperation.
Mmmm...poutine! I wonder if virtual me gets zits...
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