What would Dilton do?

I have found the solution to all my problems, thanks to good old Dilton Doiley: I will build myself The Perfect Man. Mr. Perfect, according to current specifications, will (keep in mind, 'perfect' and 'man' are in the same sentence, already a stretch):
- Cook (a 'making' dinner override button could be a temporary substitute should the 'Cook' part be on backorder)
- Do dishes
- Have a tidy robot home, close to mine, but far enough
- Give incredible sex at least twice in a row, preferably mornings
- Eat well, exercise, love breakfast foods, eating out, and coffee
- Have a job he/robot loves yet be a dreamer
- Love roadtrips (but let me drive) and travel
- Dance, sing, and enjoy any music
- Manage to surprise me, despite me having a robot remote control
- Camp, walk, skate, other activities optional
- Talk to me on the phone
- Love (this is a special import part, it seems)
- Understand me (I might have to weld this part myself)
- Be social, meet my friends and family and woo them with he/robot’s charm and incredible goodness
- Pet me, tell me I am beautiful, support me, kiss my booboos, adore me
- Let me do all of the forementioned to him, and then some
- Be curious about everything and NOT boring (De-programmed of any possible “I don’t know, what do youuuu want to do?”)
- Physically (since I have to choose), he/robot will be caucasian, have brown hair, light green eyes with ‘I want you now’, ‘you are my everything’, and ‘puppy-dog look’ options, broad shoulders (in both senses of the word), 'few extra pounds', hairier than me, 5'-9'', great ass, and, *ahem* big feet. He will be squeeky clean and cute as hell to boot!
- Be a 'catch', according to anyone and everyone, all of whom will be green with envy at my perfect bot-toy.

I am sure this list will be perfected, this is but a preliminary sketch…a question of getting a jump on the ‘special order’ parts before tinkering with the details…