Gym glamour
This eve, for the second time, I saw the oddest thing in the girl's locker room: a girl (a young Asian chick, I say this not as a racial slur, but to indicate her petite and delicate stature) was wrapping both her upper arms (biceps) with Saran wrap. Once she was done 'sealing' herself, she zipped on her sweat top and went for her workout. WTF?
Already that I am slightly confused as to why perfectly gorgeous women go change in the bathroom (and make us poor bladder controllers line up to pee!), I will now pay closer attention to the behaviours of women preparing for a workout - particularly after another incident in which I caught some chick patting loose powder on her cleavage before her exercise (was it darker to emphasize her cleavage? She was going work out, ie SWEAT, why put powder on your BOOBS before doing so?) This girl was not a ten, and a scarecly see what a bit of powder in a crack can enhance...
Even if guys say they like a 'natural' woman, I think they just don't like the 'prep' of getting all gussied up, but they rather enjoy the end result. Maybe this is why we have to do all these shananigans in hiding.
Already that I am slightly confused as to why perfectly gorgeous women go change in the bathroom (and make us poor bladder controllers line up to pee!), I will now pay closer attention to the behaviours of women preparing for a workout - particularly after another incident in which I caught some chick patting loose powder on her cleavage before her exercise (was it darker to emphasize her cleavage? She was going work out, ie SWEAT, why put powder on your BOOBS before doing so?) This girl was not a ten, and a scarecly see what a bit of powder in a crack can enhance...
Even if guys say they like a 'natural' woman, I think they just don't like the 'prep' of getting all gussied up, but they rather enjoy the end result. Maybe this is why we have to do all these shananigans in hiding.
posted by isabellenecessary at 12:34 AM
2 Comments:
Saran wrap from what I have heard helps to burn of fat in selected areas... The powder may be to prevent a skin rash caused by the friction of those beautiful and unfortunately not described in detail breasts...
So please in the future when mentioning other women at the gym (especially in the locker room) be more descriptive.
Thank you...
I read about a woman who put bengay and then saran wrap on - - but she was prepping for a competition. I think they are called fitness competitions (the ones with overly muscular women, so I agree with urbainxavier and think it is for fatburning. Or maybe it just feels good?
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