Integrity - part II (or 'I'm not visual')
First thing he said (which half admonishes him): "You're all pretty, what's up?"
So, as you can imagine, I ended up propped in front of bf like a doll with those big googly eyes, since he obvious did not notice my goddess-like locks as he entered, 10 inches from his face, asking him the typical girly "don't you notice anything dif-FE-rent???"with a goofy smile, bobbing my head one side to the next as a hair-swishing hint. As much as I hate that, I just did it, and at least it camouflaged my goofy smile.
His answers:
- You are wearing makeup (I was, but I always do, I had eyeshadow on now, but not the point)
- You are all dressed nice (I had changed back into my nice/funky work clothes, not the point)
- You hair is shiny (getting warrrrrrmmmmeerrr)
- Hell, I'm not a visual person, I don't know.
Not visual, yet he was able to notice ALL of the above, plus a small irritation above my upper lip. Grrr. He said that when I change something, I should go gradually so he notices (huh?), which, upon afterthought, scares me, because I have gradually put on 10 pounds. Eeeek!
Bf then proceeded over dinner to say how the colour was barely different (IT IS!!!!). I stand by the fact that I went from Oozy caramel to 80% dark chocolate, and THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!! I bet my best friend will notice the minute he sees me, from very FAR AWAY, and he's not visual either....pfff!
I guess I'm just a wee bit bummed because I DRASTICALLY ALTERED MY NATURAL HAIR COLOUR WITH HARSH CHEMICALS for him (I can so hear the 'I never asked you to')...now I can either embrace my choco-doo, or go find #402 that'll make my hair darker, ie black. Urgh, jet black. Like Krusty would say: Oyyyy!
So, as you can imagine, I ended up propped in front of bf like a doll with those big googly eyes, since he obvious did not notice my goddess-like locks as he entered, 10 inches from his face, asking him the typical girly "don't you notice anything dif-FE-rent???"with a goofy smile, bobbing my head one side to the next as a hair-swishing hint. As much as I hate that, I just did it, and at least it camouflaged my goofy smile.
His answers:
- You are wearing makeup (I was, but I always do, I had eyeshadow on now, but not the point)
- You are all dressed nice (I had changed back into my nice/funky work clothes, not the point)
- You hair is shiny (getting warrrrrrmmmmeerrr)
- Hell, I'm not a visual person, I don't know.
Not visual, yet he was able to notice ALL of the above, plus a small irritation above my upper lip. Grrr. He said that when I change something, I should go gradually so he notices (huh?), which, upon afterthought, scares me, because I have gradually put on 10 pounds. Eeeek!
Bf then proceeded over dinner to say how the colour was barely different (IT IS!!!!). I stand by the fact that I went from Oozy caramel to 80% dark chocolate, and THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!! I bet my best friend will notice the minute he sees me, from very FAR AWAY, and he's not visual either....pfff!
I guess I'm just a wee bit bummed because I DRASTICALLY ALTERED MY NATURAL HAIR COLOUR WITH HARSH CHEMICALS for him (I can so hear the 'I never asked you to')...now I can either embrace my choco-doo, or go find #402 that'll make my hair darker, ie black. Urgh, jet black. Like Krusty would say: Oyyyy!
posted by isabellenecessary at 11:29 AM
1 Comments:
give the man a break. as long as he is the one with the keys to your godess-like locks (hey, I didn't come up with that..!), you are better off with a man who thinks you are swell but chocolate and caramel are something to chew on whilst watching tv.
girls always say "they did it for us" -and I never believe them.
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