I'm all ears

*Sigh* Oh, .exe, I'm all ears. Thing is, he never utters what I want to hear. Once again, today, MSN summit whereupon I am lead to follow some sort of trail of bread crumbs and realize, having turned around myself a few times, that I am the one leaving the trail! Of course, dear old .exe would not even spare a morsel, what was I thinking!?
[Now for those of you who are not into subtleties and who are obviously having problems keeping up, .exe, as in executable program, would refer to my EX...]