Sunday, October 01, 2006

Gynoman

Previous blog and real-time mood can probably be explained by pill side-effect. No joke, I've noted a drastic behavioural change coinciding with pill usage. Maybe this wee tablet does fend off possible isa-hybrid offspring, but its hormones-in-a-crumb nonetheless, and my body seems to interpret this as some sort of order to induce PMS 3 times a month. And this despite my gynoman's sorry excuse for reassurance, when he replied to my query with a blank smile and nod, saying that this pill would in fact decrease female temporary insanity. Men just don't they get that hormones are powerful shit, gyno or not. Surprising that gynomen don't find dead canaries on their pillow at night, or bird-threats of the like, from fed-up and peeved bfs.

2 Comments:

Blogger florian said...

NuvaRing. way to go.

6:42 AM  
Blogger isabellenecessary said...

eww...ahhh...ehhh...ewww.
I JUST got the hang of tampons (or almost), 22 years after my first period, so by the time I figure out how the 'ring' works (too many "my precious" jokes ...must...not...go...there), I probably won't need it, since both me and the walker-trodding senior I'll be banging will be out of the woods. But thanks for caring ;)

1:40 PM  

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