Shopping for sex
BF found it hilarious to catch me off guard and bring me to 'the store', unbeknownst to me that the store he was referring to was a sex shop (Boutique Séduction in magnificent suburban St-Leonard, really, do I need to say more?) and the purpose of our visit was to buy me a vibrator (make ONE silly joke, and BANG!, you're in a sex shop! Eeek!). I have never been in such a store in my life, hell, I thought he was bringing me to Dairy Queen, for Chrissake, not the Queen fo Cream, imagine my surprise!! Thank God I was not forewarned (panic!) and accompanied (bf had bright idea to say we were shopping for a 'gift' to very eager staff). I did not purchase, nor did I let bf purchase for me, still totally in shock/awe at what I saw in terms of possibilities and variety, and just plain 'ewwwww'. There were 3 rows of personal massage n' pleasure toys, over 100 models of vibrators only, different sizes, colours, recharging options, textures (some even in glass(?!)), and well, I'll stay a good little girl for now!
posted by isabellenecessary at 9:03 PM
7 Comments:
aahhahahahahhaha....i just want to say..."-"...*comment stifled by her continuous laughter*...hahahaaha!
good little girl my butt!
eric told me about this today...maybe you could get one...we even checked that you can order it in canada, just for you!
#1 on the list of things a brother should not know about his sister.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
fetal position: n.
A position of the body at rest in which the spine is curved, the head is bowed forward, and the arms and legs are drawn in toward the chest.
[From its resemblance to the position of a fetus in the womb.]
Followed in this case by rocking back & forth and sucking ones thumb!
[j e n n] : too bad I don't have an iPod, subway rides just would NOT be the same anymore! Eric told you about this because....?
urbain: I repeat, there was NO purchase, and any buzzing sound you hear from my room remains me shaving my legs!!
too bad, though. you know what they say about the good girls.
and frankly, heaven doesn't sound like the most exciting place to me.
too bad, though. you know what they say about the good girls.
but also I must agree with urbain- I encourage my sister to go crazy and never ever share too much info, still.
Jon: Poor Urbain is still rocking himself in the fetal position from catching me n' bf in full romp (I don't even want to imagine what he saw, we were completely oblivious, and, well, busy!). So, think I'll x-nay on the extoy-say talk for a while...
ps Mom: no, no, I have not had sex before marriage...anf bf made me go in that awful awful store, I swear, I did not even peek!
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