I was REALLY in the mood for an egg-salad sandwich...

To paraphrase a good movie, I was in this precise mood, AND I had all the accoutrements...so, I set out to make said sandwich, only to rummage through the back of my fridge and discover that I had no mayonnaise or Miracle Whip, (not even my brother had an empty pot laying around). But I was REALLY in the mood for an egg-salad sandwich. So, I substituted, white goo for white goo: mayo for light cream cheese. Frankly, I think I have just revolutionized the world of egg-salad sandwiches, IT WAS AMAZING (and better for me)!!!! Even a 40 year-old virgin would be proud...
You MUST, next time your in the mood, try this.