The not-so-secret Santa

Xmas has just hit me, the food, lights, shopping, crowds, gift wrapping, and cards: bring on the eggnog! But after so many years, I still can't gift wrap for shit (but I have perfectioned my anti-peeking mechanisms, Mary).

My sis can wrap a gift and make it look like origami, whereas I sorta just crumple and tape and hope for the best (fold and tape, what is so hard about that?). Well, once again, I managed to make a huge tear in the paper, which kinda made the bow placement obvious (no no, bows in the utmost corners are reeeeaaalllll fashionable this year!). I've other talents (so I tell myself)

Joyeux Noël to everybody! (And I really hope you like my gifts!)