How to deal with an exie
Of course, in any relationship, there will be exes. So, faced with an exie (the female version), how exactly should a good girlfriend act? Deep inside, we wish we had an exie-voodoo doll and would probably harpoon the fuck out of mini-Britney until all the mooshy stuffing burst out of her skanky halter top. But this is deep inside (and I digress...). On the outside, every good girlfriend should do the following (I realize now, after having played the 'no-I'm-not-jealous-but-who-the-fuck-is-she' game):
1) Get attitude: you are beautiful, sexy, and fun, and if he is not ecstatic with that, and needs to look elsewhere, tough tootsies, there's a chock-full of men who would be. Pfff!
2) Cool off: Be calm and collected. Remember, he's with you, so what does it matter anyways?
3) Heat it up: Have hot sex with mate (just for the fun of it)
1) Get attitude: you are beautiful, sexy, and fun, and if he is not ecstatic with that, and needs to look elsewhere, tough tootsies, there's a chock-full of men who would be. Pfff!
2) Cool off: Be calm and collected. Remember, he's with you, so what does it matter anyways?
3) Heat it up: Have hot sex with mate (just for the fun of it)
posted by isabellenecessary at 6:12 PM
1 Comments:
when I first met the parents of my girlfriend in 2000 (that's over now), her mother introduced me to the whole family as "the new sebastian". so, the ex was practically at the table.
and, as there sure are exes on both sides, we just have to live with that. but do you know the feeling when you meet your ex with his/her new mate that he/she will never ever know him/her as well as you did?
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